Martha, Martha, Martha

Oh my Martha, what can I say? To be honest, I'm getting just a little tired of this whole stock scandal. Are you guilty? Well, maybe, sort of... I think. Perhaps the bigger question is...

Who Cares?

Seriously. The court doesn't seem to care or they wouldn't be throwing bones to your defense team. America doesn't seem to care. From what I can tell they didn't much care for you before this scandal.

It's not you personally... It's just, well, you.

People get a little tired of perfectionists being, perfect. Try raising two kids on your own, while working two jobs, barely keeping your head above bankruptcy. Maybe then it will start to sink in why you can't find the time to redecorate your den with artificial flowers you made using a roll of Charmin. Wake up already. In the real world people don't have time to sleep. Forget about being extra creative.

We might not like you but I'm not so sure we want you to serve time either. To be honest, there aren't many of us who wouldn't have reacted the same way you did if we got a phone call telling us a stock we owned was about to tank. You might have been really upset if you had not received that call but then again...

You wouldn't be on trial now.